Sunday, January 31, 2010

A Broken Resolution/My Very Good, Very Bad Hair Day

Teenage boys in remote tribal villages have to kill animals with their bare hands. In Orlando, the rite of passage is going to work for a certain highly celebrated mouse.

When I was in the eleventh grade, Disney brought a recruiter and a bus to my high school. I got on the bus and days later found myself in a polyester “costume” - Disney-speak for a uniform - a hairnet and extra long, clear plastic gloves. There, staring down the barrel of an industrial - sized steel mixing bowl, elbow deep in a cold, squishy mixture of shredded cabbage and mayonnaise, I silently took what I call the hairnet oath. I assured myself that when my Disney days were over, I would never again in this lifetime work a job where I had to wear something so unattractive on my head. *This was one of two hair edicts I gave myself during my late teens/early twenties. I also promised myself that I would never again be talked into getting a perm. Think Rhea Perlman meets Rosanne Rosanna Danna. It was a true hair tragedy. Trust me!

Though I’ve stayed strong on the perm thing, this weekend, I broke the hairnet oath. Please don’t be concerned! This breach had nothing to do with my current state of underemployment. I wore a hairnet yesterday, because a guy from my church instructed me – and the 200+ people I spent Saturday morning and early afternoon with – to put one on.

For obvious reasons, I’ve never thought that hair bound in white mesh was a good look. I would’ve thought that white mesh over someone’s face would be even less attractive. I was wrong. Are these guys not the cutest?



They worked with me yesterday morning on a meals for Haiti project. (We put together 100,000 meals in a little over four hours. Trust me, Lucy and Ethel couldn’t have handled this.)

Anyway, no regrets! Though I am normally all about warding off bad hair days, I’m quite satisfied that I had one yesterday.

This was a very nice weekend for me – for quite a few reasons. Hope you had a good one too!

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