I stumbled upon a quote I just have to share. I kind of hope no one I know reads this post, though, because my sharing it won’t go over well with anyone in my world. I’m going to do it anyway ...... for you. (You’re welcome!)
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody! ~ JD Salinger
Of course, this quote isn’t exactly accurate. Regardless of how you look or what the circumstances, your female friends WILL care if you keep them waiting. I can tell you that with certainty.
They won't let you off the hook if you have a finch that dies suddenly requiring you to stop what you were doing and lay it to rest. They won't be moved by the fact that a crazy woman parked behind you at the grocery store refusing to move her car until you took your cart back inside. They won't consider the fact that you had to return to the house to change one shoe because you accidentally left wearing a mismatched pair a valid reason for keeping them waiting. Even if you are waylayed by a flaming wire swinging across I-4 (because an Osprey's nest on the top of an electric pole had been hit by lightening), they will be looking at their watches and shaking their heads in displeasure when you finally arrive. It doesn't matter how cute you look. The girls in your life are not going to cut you any slack if you’re not where you’re supposed to be when you’re supposed to be there.
The men in your life, on the other hand? If you look fetching enough, there is almost no limit to what they’ll let slide.
So…. Want to get away with something outrageous… or at least get away with keeping the guy in an your life in an extended holding pattern? Take your looks up a notch. Hot Heads 407-671-0480.
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